Imagine!
In between I go to the IIFA at Bangkok, I'm performing there.

IIFA and you Isn't a certain family associated with these awards?
Family? Ya but so what you know how professional I am.

And I don't know how professional you are.
See, I'm performing Jab We Met is one of the films of the year, it has been nominated. I've been invited and I've been paid a hefty sum.

Would you do anything for money, girl?
No way. It's because of Jab We Met, and this year I've been to all the award functions.

It's no national secret that the Bachchans refuse to do films with you.
If they choose not to do any films with me, I have also chosen not to do films with them. There have been offers, which I didn't even consider. My stand is if you're uncomfortable with me, fine. I'm no less uncomfortable with you.

Clap clap. Tell me, what's with this zero-size figure of yours?
I've been hearing that now it's zero-point-five centimetre and stuff like that.

What's the latest scoop on your figure Beebz?
You're telling me. Why is my weight national news? Have I become the share market? The sensex? I'm being monitored, whether I've put on half a kilo or lost a quarter milligram. See, I'd lost six kilos for Tashan the weight loss was showing on me. I changed my body type with yoga. It suited me then. I'm quite aware what to do and what not to do with my body. Of late, I've gained some weight. So please let me be. Now, I'm 53 kilos which is perfect for my height 5' 5".

Yeah. Umm. But you were looking quite scrawny earlier.
Yeah ya, I had become very thin. So, I've gained a kilo and a half. I'm into Thai food, desserts, Chinese; I'm not dieting any more darling. I'm eating and exercising, I'm a healthy Kapoor.

Still in Tashan you were looking quite toothy at times because of the weight loss.
See if the film had clicked, then everyone would have gone wow-wow-wow. It didn't so, but let me tell you that there's no size zero. Everyone should eat right, exercise right. My size is that of a normal girl's – six to eight. But I'm being equated with a size that's meant only for 12 to 14-year-olds. How can I be a schoolgirl all over again?

You had become anorexic, my dear.
Please, that's rubbish. I've never been anorexic. Can you imagine a girl like me fainting on the sets? Such stories are made up, really. I like my cakes, pastries, and burgers. Yum.

So do you gym as well as power yoga?
I don't gym any more. I'm into Ashthanga yoga, which is done by Hollywood actresses too. It is done in heated circumstances no AC, no fans it leans up the muscles.

All right then, what's the status between Saif and you?
No change in status we're madly in love.

But then it's said that he's following you around like Mary's little lamb.
That's so unfair, really. I'm doing five films while he believes in doing one at a time. So, we try to grab as much time as we can get together.

And marriage?
Marriage will happen for sure but after three years.

Do your parents approve?
Mum and Saif are always sms'ing each other. They get along famously. In fact, mum gets very irritated when it's written that she has a problem with Saif. They're always on the phone they love each other.

Why a lime-green bikini, doll?
That's such an ancient colour. Mmm, I liked it. The bikini colour went well with my eyes they’re green. And see Tashan is special because that's where I met Saif.

If there had been no Tashan, there would have been no Saif. And you would have still been with Shahid Kapur?
Aaaaaaaah. I don't know.. Maybe.